Hi there, my name is tom. I'm a twenty-four year old bastard from Georgia. I like playing bass, tasting new beers, listening to musics, and wasting time on the internet. If you have problems with awesome things, than I recommend that you stay away from this blog.
HEY blog - it’s me, tom. I’ve been too lazy busy to update as of late, but I want you to know that I care. I care so much, in fact, that I just renewed my domain name for another year. No, I will not be performing a blog abortion at this time; not before I get my moneys worth - but I’m beginning to think that the godaddy commercials are exaggerated. I know I haven’t updated in a while, and I feel like I owe my fan more than that; it’s just that my life has been pretty full of awesome lately. I’ve constructed the image below to illustrate the level of raditude that I have been achieving since my last update.
“This awesome.”
As you can clearly see, I’ve had a full plate. I’m not really in the mood for prose so I’ll keep this one short, I just wanted to kick a little dust off the old blog and remind myself that it’s OK to spend money on a domain name. Later, bitches.
It’s been quite a while since I posted, as usual nothing of note happened to me. As per “The Plan”, I’ve been being pretty awesome. Not too awesome now, I wouldn’t want to get cocky or anything - but I’ve been teetering between pretty awesome and totally rad as usual. I have pretty much no actual need to be posting, but I felt bad for keeping the followers waiting for my next update. Actually - No, I don’t care about you people at all. The real reason for me posting tonight is that I want to make fun of this guy, which I will do now.
“Yeaaah babe, let’s turn the lights low and change my diaper.”
Now that I’ve gotten that out of my system, I can go to sleep with a feeling of great accomplishment. Thanks, internet.
love, tom
Currently Playing: Citizen Cope - 200,000 [Album: Citizen Cope]
Hey blog… what the fuck is up, SON! It has been entirely too long since I updated you, and that is something that I am not proud of. Not a whole lot is new with this guy. I’ll bullet point the highlights:
I got arrested for being a drunk asshole, so I’m no longer a drunk asshole.
I finally got around to getting an xbox 360, so I’ve been rocking that.
I got pubes.
Your mom and I are finally getting married.
I’m about to head out the door to play tiger woods on 360 with ryan and tommy, so I really don’t have the time or ambition to make some goofy image to post, but I promise I will post more often. Holy fuck what a sentence.
love,
tom
Currently listening to: Blind Pilot - The Story I Heard [Album: 3 Rounds And A Sound]
I was looking through some shit, and I found a couple of gems. These are some lost images from my blog archive - you know the one that got deleted - I decided that these should be posted here for the world (or at least 5 or 6) people to see. I know that two posts in one day is a pretty radical move for someone as lazystationary as I, but I just couldn’t resist posting this shit. They don’t make sense out of context, so I’ll try an explain the best I can.
“I did this to show how cool it is to lay about in sweatpants all day.”
“I made this graph after arizona beat philadelphia and took away their super bowl hopes.”
“This is a self-critique of my blogging prowess.”
I’m just delighted that I managed to squeeze both racist and homophobic imagery into one post. I guess that’s about all for now, if I find anything else I’m keeping it to myself. I might even mention how awesome it is that I am the only one who can see it, even photograph myself staring at it in wonderment. Time to go now, take it easy fuckers.
love, tom
Currently listening to: Muse - Hysteria [Album: Absolution]
Which is entirely fine with me. No work today - pants are in the off position, and I know I’ve got at least 3 cold dogfish 60 minute IPAs waiting on me. Day’s off are always enjoyable, I’m going to bask in it until I have to go back to work tomorrow.
“Work is such a drag.”
On a more serious note, I have a friend! I’m going to start emailing my family after this post to let them know, it’s a very exciting day. Almost exciting enough for pants - almost. Anywho, his name is tinymachines (I think his parents were hippies) and I find myself constantly wanting to click the little heart by his posts. So click on his name and start following him, you’ll be happy you did.
love, tom
Currently listening to: Modest Mouse - King Rat [Album: Dashboard (Single)]
Found this on digg today and figured I’d share it with the minions. It’s a map of the US with a bunch of craft breweries on it. Look and see how many you’ve tried. I’ve had quite a few, and others are on my short list.
“Click image to enlarge!”
Seems to be a trend that most of my favorite beers are coming from the east coast. Oh well, time for work. Later bitches.
love,
tom
Currently listening to: Ra Ra Riot - Can You Tell [Album: The Rhumb Line]
Well I have some sad news; in an effort to clean things up around here I accidentally lost all of my posts. That’s right - never again will you see any of the awesome things that I’ve done in the past year. It’s pretty depressing, I took this picture of myself just after I realized what I had done.
“People have told me that I look awkward when I’m sad.”
Enough wallowing in the past, this is the motherfucking future son. I take this as an opportunity to take this internet by the braids and fuck its brains out. From here on out, this shit will be radder than ever, with even more of the following:
Swearing
Alcoholic beverages
Staying up past my bed time
Nudity
Music
Talking back to adults
You can take that to the bank, bitch.
enamored,
tom
np: The Eagles - Life In The Fast Lane ***
*** Picture me riding in a mid-seventies firebird T-top with your mom in the front seat. I’m wearing a tight plaid cowboy shirt and leather pants. Your mom is wearing nothing.
![tinymachines:
Remember that, kids.
Awesome, this hits too close to home. As soon as I turn 25 this year, I’m driving a mid-sized economy car into the gulf of mexico.
love,
tom
Currently listening to: Cake - Italian Leather Sofa [Album: Fashion Nugget]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/ImxzPP871lmlfhancQtnTScHo1_500.jpg)
